Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Ways I am Becoming My Father

-I have become adept at fixing car troubles provided that they have nothing to do with a computer chip of any sort.

-I am unemployed (at the moment)

-I tend to drink cheap beer because I often can’t afford anything more expensive than Coors.

-I watch a lot more sports.

-I watched a political debate on television concerning campaign finance reform and I found it riveting.

-I routinely do the crossword in the newspaper.

-Every minor set back pisses me off.

-I am bipolar.

-I fear for the future.

-I feel cynical and cold.

-I am ashamed of what I have become.

-I have tried to kill myself.

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